REMEMBER THEM TODAY

MEMORIAL DAY

THEY JUST WANT TO BE FREE

The verdict is in Cingular is the choice of illegal immigrants.

All joking aside, this is a group of Haitians who were caught at sea trying to make it to America. I'm sure all they wanted was to come and work. Most who try this crossing between Haiti and Miami do!

Here is an idea, why don't we allow the Haitians to immigrate to America and take some people who live here and don't do a thing to contribute to our society and DEPORT THEIR ASSES!!!!

I.R.S. REBATE CHECK

THIS IS FROM A FRIEND AND THE TRUTH..........

Dear Friends,
The following information is being sent to help you decide how to spend your IRS Rebate Check wisely: As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each of us would get a rebate check to stimulate the economy. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan . Therefore, none of the above will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America , and the only way to do that is to spend it at yard sales... since those are the only true American businesses remaining. Thank you for your dutiful attention to this matter.

SPINNING THE TOILET PAPER

As I promised, the spinning stops here.

There is a buzz in Florida about what's being called "the toilet paper bill"

It's legislation introduced By state Senator Victor Crist. All the media is poking fun at the toilet bill. well Here is a link to the actual bill that is up for consideration. I hope you will find, as I did, that this makes a lot of sense. So, lets wipe away any misconceptions and flush away the jokes. Judge for your selves.

http://www.flsenate.gov/data/session/2008/Senate/bills/billtext/pdf/s0386.pdf

MY NEW TOY (TOOL)

I'm sure when I placed this, my new "TOOL" on the assignment desk laughter was heard throughout the producer pod. The comments maybe something like...

"The scanner head has a new radio"

"Look over, the idiot has a new toy"

Well You people of little news faith. It works!

The next time we have a weather alert in our area, we won't have to rely on the system that may or may not be heard in the weather office.

HA!

UPDATE....UPDATE....UPDATE

Update to yesterdays blog on California

From Fox news
WASHINGTON — U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint, R-S.C., says the City of Berkeley, Calif., no longer deserves federal money.
DeMint was angered after learning that the Berkeley City Council voted this week to tell the U.S. Marine Corps to remove its recruiting station from the city's downtown.
"This is a slap in the face to all brave service men and women and their families," DeMint said in a prepared statement. "The First Amendment gives the City of Berkeley the right to be idiotic, but from now on they should do it with their own money."
"If the city can’t show respect for the Marines that have fought, bled and died for their freedom, Berkeley should not be receiving special taxpayer-funded handouts," he added.
In the meantime, a senior Marine official tells FOX News that the Marine office in Berkeley isn't going anywhere.
"We understand things are different there, but some people just don't get it. This is a part of the military machine that gives them the right to do what they do, but what they are doing is extreme," the official said.
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DeMint said he will draft legislation to rescind any earmarks dedicated for the City of Berkeley in the recently passed appropriations bill — which his office tallied to value about $2.1 million. He said that any money taken back would be transferred to the Marines.
DeMint's office provided a preliminary list of items that would be subject to his proposal:
— $975,000 for the University of California at Berkeley, for the Matsui Center for Politics and Public Service, which may include establishing an endowment, and for cataloguing the papers of Congressman Robert Matsui.
— $750,000 for the Berkeley/Albana ferry service.
— $243,000 for the Chez Panisse Foundation, for a school lunch initiative to integrate lessons about wellness, sustainability and nutrition into the academic curriculum.
— $94,000 for a Berkeley public safety interoperability program.
— $87,000 for the Berkeley Unified School District, nutrition education program.
The Marine official, speaking with FOX News on Friday, said Marine Commandant Gen. James Conway scoffed at the news, but there are no plans for to protest the City Council's decisions. There are definitely no plans to move the recruiting station either.
"To actually put something into law that encourages the disruption of a federal office is ridiculous. They are not going to kick a federal office out of its rightful place there, and this is not going to discourage those young patriots who want to be Marines," the official said.
The Berkeley City Council this week voted to tell the Marines their downtown recruiting station is not welcome and "if recruiters choose to stay, they do so as uninvited and unwelcome guests," according to The Associated Press.
The council also voted to explore whether a city anti-discrimination law applies to the Marines, with a focus on the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy that prevents open homosexuality in the military.
The council also voted to give the antiwar group Code Pink a parking space in front of the recruiting office once a week for six months, as well as a protest permit.
The Marine recruiting office in Berkeley has been open for about one year, but has been the subject of recent protests by Code Pink members.

Debate the war, support our troops

I just came across these two news stories.

September 27, 2007

The Oakland International Airport did not break any laws or regulations when it denied 200 Marines and soldiers access to the passenger terminal during a layover last year from Iraq to the troops' home base in Hawaii, the Transportation Department says.

January 29, 2008

The Marines in Berkeley have got to go. That's the message from the Berkeley City Council, which voted 6-3 Tuesday night to tell the U.S. Marines that its Shattuck Avenue recruiting station "is not welcome in the city, and if recruiters choose to stay, they do so as uninvited and unwelcome intruders."
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, what planet are these: tree hugging, marijuana dispensing machine nuts living on? It figures didn’t the Vietnam protests start in California? I remind these dog shit for brains left wingers that these service men and women are the reason we can enjoy the freedoms we have. This includes the freedom to be a moron. The people of Berkley and the Authorities at Oakland airport should be kissing the ground these fine men and woman walk on not pissing on them.

I repeat the line:
Debate the war, support our troops

Martian image

OK people, I have solved the mystery. I took the NASA Mars Rover picture that's been making the rounds of the Internet and national news broadcasts and enhanced it to the point where the faint sculpture like object is seen clearer.
Below you will see my finding. IT’S MARVIN THE MARTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

"MOO, BURP, MOO, BERP"

STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!

Al (I really won) Gore started this madness, when will it end?
I now think he is doing all this as revenge for loosing the election. Hell, we should have let him be president. Maybe he days would be filled with, fighting terrorists, fighting inflation, and fighting republicans. Leaving little if no time to devote to global warming.

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- Cow burps might affect global warning. A Swedish university is getting nearly $600,000 to study the environmental impact of bovine belching. Researchers at the Swedish University for Agricultural Sciences (in Uppsala) will have the cattle eat differing diets. The cows will then wear an electronic device to measure the amount of methane gas around them. Methane is a greenhouse gas scientists believe contributes to global warming. The researchers note 95 percent of methane released by cows comes out the front end. The Swedish government funds the study.

THE GREAT RESOLVE

January 2nd…. The holidays behind us.
As we go back to the business of our lives it seems about everyone I meet asks me the age-old question.
What is your new year’s resolution?
Well, my answer has been the same year after year. NONE
For you see I resolved sometime in the 1980’s never to make any more new years resolutions. To this day, I have not strayed from it. I always keep that new years resolution faithfully.

Most people don’t understand why resolutions are so difficult to keep. Weather it is; I’L loose weight, I’L quit smoking, I’ll stop cheating on my wife and taxes. The reason is simple. A resolution seems like such great idea around the end of November and beginning of December and reaches a fever pitch on the 31st after several cocktails. Now when the New Year hits our resolutions wane with the passing days. By the end of January there are all but gone. Too difficult to keep. We are creatures of habit however New Year’s resolutions are habit we just can’t seem to keep.

To those of you who are dead set on having a N.Y.R. but have not come up with one, here is a website that can offer some suggestions……Good luck

http://galadarling.com/article/new-years-resolution-ideas

Not Bill!!!!!!!

This is proof of what I’ve been saying for months.

Democrats really think they are voting for Bill Clinton.
WAKE UP! Democrats. Next November if you vote Clinton, you are voting for Hillary NOT BILL!