EMERGENCY ACTION NEEDED.....

As a public service to my fellow man, I need to get serious here for a moment.
My friends, people in our country are suffering a serious physical condition so perplexing that the medical community don’t think about a cure, they are busy just trying to find an effective treatment for it.
This severe condition has infected millions in our nation and yet, there are no movie stars lobbying for money to find a cure. No one beating the drum calling for everyone to contact their congressmen, senators and demanding action is taken to stem its spread.
In our everyday life we come across people who have this condition, but sadly no one wants to be associated with those who have it.
We must act now before we are all doomed to the consequences of this condition.
People who have this condition are everywhere; on the expressway, at work, at the grocery store, at the dry cleaner, the movie theater and even in our own homes. We can’t go to the mailbox to retrieve the mail without running into someone who suffers from it.
The affliction I speak of is known in the medical community as,

ANAL CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME (A.C.I.S.)

or to put it laymen’s terms …..

LIVING WITH YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS

This condition causes people to act like total morons, jerks, and idiots. UN caring SOB’s
A.C.I.S can be deadly, not to those who suffer from it, but those who are around the stricken. Merely associating with people who have A.C.I.S. can cause such anger and stress that we risk falling down dead on the spot.
I urge you to get involved before it’s too late, too late to save our world from this ever present menace.
To assist you in identifying those who have A.C.I.S. and maybe get you to take action before its too late here are some, not all by any means, common ways to identify people who have A.C.I.S.
AT THE GROCERY STORE: Someone who….
* Parks their cart blocking the entire isle and doesn’t care there are 20 people waiting to go by.
* Goes through the 10 items or less lane with 38 items.
* Cuts in line at the deli as though he or she is the only one there.
ON THE HIGHWAY: Someone who
*Drives at a high rate of speed weaving around cars.
*Drives 30 miles under the speed limit, in the middle lane!
*At the toll booth, waits to the last second to figure out they are at a toll both and spends what seems to be three hours trying to find the fifty cents to pay the toll.
*Uses one hand to hold a cell phone, the other hand to hold a cup of Starbucks coffee and the other hand to hold a lit cigarette. (Yes, they do seem to have more than two hands)

Let’s put a stop to A.C.I.S. , its spreading like wildfire.