We live and work in a traffic-congested area. Cars, trucks buses to mention just a few of our roadway co-travelers.
The following are simple rules of the road we must all follow to ensure a smooth and safe commute everyday
1) No matter what the commercial says and shows; your dumb ass car can’t really do those things! Read carefully….“Professional driver on a closed course” You are not a professional driver and I-95 is not a closed course. Your car is not as modified as the on in the ad you saw. Drive carefully!!!
2) Yes the green light means you can go, so go!
3) As to rule # 2, the devise under your right foot makes the car go forward, use it!
4) Your car horn is not directly connected to the brain or the other driver. Don’t beep and expect them to suddenly get smart. Don’t Beep.
5) My Favorite… If the sign says, “SPEED LIMIT 60” Then drive at least that or DON’T GET ON!
As the CB’ers say “Keep the shinny side up and the rubber side down”
The following are simple rules of the road we must all follow to ensure a smooth and safe commute everyday
1) No matter what the commercial says and shows; your dumb ass car can’t really do those things! Read carefully….“Professional driver on a closed course” You are not a professional driver and I-95 is not a closed course. Your car is not as modified as the on in the ad you saw. Drive carefully!!!
2) Yes the green light means you can go, so go!
3) As to rule # 2, the devise under your right foot makes the car go forward, use it!
4) Your car horn is not directly connected to the brain or the other driver. Don’t beep and expect them to suddenly get smart. Don’t Beep.
5) My Favorite… If the sign says, “SPEED LIMIT 60” Then drive at least that or DON’T GET ON!
As the CB’ers say “Keep the shinny side up and the rubber side down”
1 comment:
Before anyone can possibly believe drivers will actually understand green light means go, and actually do it, get rid of all the ipods, blackberrry's and deafening sound systems, not to mention, electric shavers, mascara, and a regular cell phones.
Maybe then, and only then, will drivers know green light doesn't mean, time to text a message.
And Drivers will disregard road rage because afterall, what's the point. Get over it.
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