Well it seems CBS has found a way to get rid of Katie.
One year after Couric jumped from NBC's "Today" to CBS in a big-money talent deal, the "Evening News" anchor is embarking on a high-risk tour of Iraq and Syria.
Katie, don't go, don't do it....Bob Alpizar
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Memo From Black Rock, NYC:
Ms. Couric's entourage for her trip to Iraq will include Hanibal Lechter, who will be armed with various knives and will visit Ms. Couric's personal dentist to make sure his teeth are sharpened.
Every Effort will be made to ensure her safety while in Iraq, including the use of a stunt double when necessary.
Make-up artists, hair sytlists, and clothing sytlist will also round up her entourage, and will also be armed with short-range nuclear war heads.
In the event of an unplanned exit of Ms. Couric, Miss South Carolina USA TEEN, Lauren Caitlin will fill in since she knows how to pronouce Iraq and believes she can find it on a map if she can find a map.
All CBS employees are encouraged to make sure Neilsen Households are tuned into Ms. Couric's reports while in Iraq.
This just into CBS News:
Angelina Jolie will also be accompanying Katie in Iraq.
Brad Pitt will be her cameraman, and will produce a movie of the entire trip, generate millions, win an Oscar, and dump Angelina for Katie.
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