Monday, August 27, 2007

Land for sale

From the A.P.
HAVANA (AP) -- Fidel Castro signed a lengthy essay published Sunday saluting a Cuban political figure but giving no hint of how he is feeling, even amid rampant rumors of his death.

All of you who really think Fidel signed this or any document this week, please see me.
I have several acres of land 7 miles east of Miami Beach I would like to sell you. Also I own the Brooklyn Bridge and the Statue of Liberty. All for sale at a small price.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Castro now backs a Clinton-Obama ticket.
Where can we bid on the Brooklyn Bridge?
The land East of Miami Beach also sounds tempting.

Anonymous said...

We want to know when we can start a bidding war on the Statue of Liberty.
Rumor has it Castro is writing his editorials from the torch.
If anyone can confirm this, please turn on the torch light at your earliest convenience.

Anonymous said...

Studio City---- forget it.
Burbank will get it all ---- the statue, the bridge, the land and whatever else blogger Bob offers.
Why, because we're meaner, leaner and tougher than you people on the wrong side of the 101.

Anonymous said...

Studio City, Burbank--- glad your over the Hills and in Valley Girl Land.
If you really want to be real--- get to Beverly Hills where the living is better.
As for the Castro editorials that keep popping up---- we agree with Bob.
Hey Bob, we have some land for sale at the La Brea Tar Pits to add to your list of valued real estate for people who haven't a clue who Castro is.

Anonymous said...

News flash: Castro has been spotted!
This time in the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House.